Plan B

So today, I realized--with the help of my mother--that I will not end up with $69 from the Feds, but indeed I will owe them $69, I decided that I need a plan B in terms of my financial freedom. Then I figured out what it is.

I need to have one of Puffy's babies.

Today on the radio news I heard that Sean--Puffy, P-Diddy, P-Mix-Master-Grand-Flash--Combs is now claiming an illegitimate son. And, he is pulling out off the daddy stops, including child support. He's currently paying $2 million a year in child support to his various babies and baby mommas. One of his children is even getting something stupid like $45,000 a month. I'm not even greedy like Kim Porter: I don't need twin babies, one will suffice.

Then I can go back to school for that PhD.

*M*